“Ride
‘em Cowboy!”
“The
problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but
they are no less difficult.”
Sir
Winston Churchill
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Permit
us to share a story with you: When we were a bit younger, about 18 or so,
we’d ride out on Saturday’s with a gentleman in his fifties, one of the
few men we have admired and respected in this lifetime that includes Winston
Churchill. He could ride and rope with the best of them but this authentic
caballero
was more than a charro. He was “Un hombre de a caballo.” He
trained horses Haute Ecole, played polo, spoke three languages and
was instructed in classical piano. He would invite us out after early morning
coffee accompanied by four or five vaqueros, some illiterate, the
remainder with no more than a first grade education. Each of them would
be in charge of una punta of about 25 or 30 vacas and the corresponding
sire and offspring. And from the moment we left the Casa Grande
until early afternoon when we returned from the rodeo he would grill each
of his employees with questions as if he didn’t know or had forgotten what
was happening on his hacienda; “How many cows did you say you have?”
“How many calved this week?” “What was the mothers name and number?” “Was
she the cardena clara or the cardena obscura bragada?” “Is that
the one with the horns viscos or brochos?” And on and on, week after week,
month after month. And we never understood until…years later. If one wishes
to succeed in an enterprise one must be persistent, never reluctant and
that is why - “We’re baaaack!” with the second and last (ain’t
life wonderful?!) installment of our article:
“Save
a Horse…Ride a Cowboy!”
“Es
nuestro placer poderle anunciar que durante el LXIII Congreso y Campeonato
Nacional Charro de 2007, AQHA una vez más entregara como premio,
un remolque para el propietario registrado del Caballo Cuarto de Milla…El
evento tomará lugar en Morelia, Michoacán, México
del 10 al 28 de octubre. AQHA estará presente durante el evento
para ayudarle con los trámites de los papeles de sus Caballos Cuarto
de Milla. Así que prepárese y alístese para otro año
de competencia, emoción y premios de AQHA. Hebillas serán
otorgadas para los ganadores que compitan…en los eventos de Colas y Calas.
Arriba Morelia!”
American
Quarter Horse Association’s Spanish portal – September 2007
Let’s
cut to the chase: In our last episode we mentioned that during a recent
Charro National Finals all the horses used for manganas were Quarter
Horses. We now read from a press release sent out by the executive president
of the organizing committee that during this years Finals in Morelia of
the 400 horses to be lassoed 118 or 30% will be registered ¼ horses.
Not only that but as outlined these cuarto de milla have been imported
from California, Texas, Illinois, New Mexico and Oklahoma – all states
where manganas are banned. We strongly believe that before this event takes
place the American Quarter Horse Association should either retire its sponsorship
in Mexico or file a disclaimer with the animal activist organization International
Fund for Horses and similar that pontificate that the AQHA is against the
charro and his manganas. As Bush has said about allies; “You’re either
with us or a’gin us!”
“Quarter
Race Horses were primarily work horses, their owners common men, and they
had little place in the heady world of Thoroughbred racing. The settlers
of the west bred their horses to the Spanish mares of the area, who were
already known as tough, hardy, independent range horses unequaled for cow-sense
and endurance.” The Quarter Horse – Michelle Staples
As
all the charros living north of the Rio Bravo know during and immediately
following the Finals in Morelia they will be inundated with visits, letters,
e-mails, phone calls and political PROMISES from the candidates who seek
their suffrage to be elected the next president of the Federacion Mexicana
de Charreria (FMCh) for the 2008–2012 term. If we were them and paid
annual quotas to become or remain a member of the FMCh (we aren’t and we
don’t) we would insist on receiving a statement of purpose on what these
vote seekers have planned for action against the animal rights activists
who continue to plague charreria in that country. This does not mean passing
the buck onto Vice-president Marcos Franco representing the FMCh in the
USNA leaving him to fend for himself with only his riata in hand
as Santino “Sonny” Corleone would have said. This is what the hermanos
charros who live in Mexico and are on the board of directors including
El Presidente will personally achieve through a detailed, aggressive and
long overdue program. In 1994 the Federacion did nothing, ZERO, as in NADA.
In April of 2004 through one of our editorials we alerted the Mexican vaquero
community of the pending legislation to ban colas in Florida. The
FMCh had no idea, no clue. If it were not for the subsequent determined
intervention by then VP Ramiro Rodriguez who read our article Florida would
have been the first domino to fall against another charro event just as
the mangana debacle started in California in 1994. Remember, you have the
right to vote not the obligation. If there are no competent candidates
- BOYCOTT THE ELECTIONS.
“As
Cesar Chavez wrote to me in 1990, ‘Kindness and compassion towards all
living things is a mark of civilized society. Conversely, cruelty, whether
it is directed against human beings or against animals, is not the exclusive
province of any one culture or community of people. Racism, economic deprival,
dog fighting and cock fighting, bullfighting and RODEOS (emphasis
by recipient) are cut from the same fabric: VIOLENCE (emphasis by
us.) Only when we have become nonviolent towards all life will we have
learned to live well ourselves.’ Words to live by. Copies available upon
request. Si se puede!”
Eric
Mills, coordinator and sponsor of AB 1614 (and many others) – President
of Action for Animals
“Si
se puede???, Si se puede!!!” Who does this guy think he is anybuey
for Heavens sake an Aztec God? He writes in castellano using quotes from
people like Chavez, Assemblyman Coto and Senator Figueroa among many others
with a Spanish surname to solidify HIS agenda. Don’t you get it?
READ MY LIPS; he’s using YOU. Por Dios!! All we need now is for
Mr. Mills to show up at the next Gay Pride Parade with his famous sign
“Queers for Steers” wearing a sombrero instead of his Stetson! Please take
special note that Mr. Chavez does NOT mention in his letter to Mr.
Mills charreria, a CULTURE that does not promote racism,
economic deprival, dog fighting, cock fighting, bullfighting, rodeo or
violence. Apples and oranges. We can’t explain with any certainty in response
to what or in what context this American workers rights leader wrote the
aforementioned missive. What we can guarantee is that the apple and orange,
grape and lettuce pickers and other farm workers that Mr. Chavez is said
to have defended were the same men that established charro associations
in California and the southwest of the USNA. Hombres de campo camino
a hombres de a caballo. We must say that Mr. Chavez became a vegetarian
and an animal rights advocate but late in life. However, did you know that
he was against undocumented workers? That in 1973 the United Farm Workers
organization that he established and was leading at the time prevented
with PHYSICAL VIOLENCE Mexican immigrants from entering the
United States of North America in order to stop them from breaking a strike
and that he reported these replacement workers or those who refused to
unionize to the Immigration and Naturalization Service? Ahhh verdad!!!
Why did Mr. Mills fail to mention these facts? Politicians tell you what
you want to hear. Mr. Mills tells you what he wants to hear. Listen, we
have no issue with any workers rights icon unless we are provoked. We are
passionately for Mexican culture that is charreria and will do anything
within our limited sphere of influence to conserve and protect it.
An
aside: We received a few penetrating comments with regard to our previous
remarks about Mr. Mills’ preferred partnerships. Frankly we don’t give
a flying chit what his private and personal life involves
- what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas or ““Don’t ask, don’t tell.” We are
not homophobic gay bashers. We did not pull him out of the closet. We did
not take his photograph participating in parades much less publish them.
We have had very close (but no cigar) relationships with colleagues and
good friends who are homosexual. We’ve toiled over projects, had lunch
and diner together, enjoyed a few laughs, shared a few too many tequilas.
But, mi amigo, as the sun set in the west we all went home to our
selected better halves. We respect them, they respect us. Take for instance
our hairdresser, barber, whatever; Alex exhibits a long bleached blond
ponytail, flaunts something like a training bra and wears just enough makeup
to be noticed but not enough to cover-up his six-o’clock shadow. When we
walk into his salon he gives us an abrazo and pecks both of our
cheeks (facial) very European, very Middle-Eastern, very chic you know?!
We sit down, he styles our hair while his assistant does our nails and
she authentically fills a real brassiere with real flesh and blood 36C’s
(Scout’s honor we don’t peek or peck!) He jokes about machos we
joke about maricas. We get up to leave, another abrazo, peck peck
and our wife pays the bill with a handsome tip. As was the case with Sir
Winston, rumors have flown of our unmanly tendencies because of our unconventional
companions, nails, pink shirts, pocket squares, an occasional flower in
the lapel, even our jalisiences have been scrutinized. Al Capone had his
nails done and died of syphilis. Enough said. We have used Mr. Mills as
a kind of proverbial burr under the charro’s montura in order to
provoke a reaction, ya’ know like the Lone Ranger triumphant over an onslaught
of Machos Mexicanos. We also thought it was good press. Apparently not.
Mr. Mills should be tickled pink that our efforts to win a victory have
been met with defeat - we are ignored while he is still ridin’ high in
the saddle – “Ride ‘em cowboy!”
“…the
elegance, daring, skill, dignity, and exotic nature of charreria is neither
threatening nor challenging to the dominant society. On the contrary, it
bears an obvious similarity to the U.S. cowboy tradition and rodeo performance
and posits a cultural kinship through the vaquero influence on both the
charro and the cowboy equestrian styles. It is, in fact, a means of overcoming
prejudice and eliciting appreciation for Mexican culture.” Charreria
Mexicana: An equestrian folk tradition; Kathleen Mullen Sands – 1993
Mr.
Mills begins his activist career after going to his first American style
rodeo in 1986 and was justifiably horrified and appalled when a calf being
chased by a cowboy twirling a nylon lariat outran a Quarter Horse plowing
head first into a steel tubular fence fracturing its face to the extent
that, according to Mr. Mills, its muzzle could be raised to its forehead.
We weren’t there so we won’t argue the point although in all our years
around ranchos, arenas, lienzos, herraderos, destetaderos, mulada, ganado
and
caballada we have never seen such an injury. Now, we apologize for
being repetitive but; why has the only change in calf roping been in the
name? Why after 21 years of Eric’s animal rights crusade “tie down” is
flourishing while manganas are banned in 9 states and counting? What would
you call this – discrimination? What is the future of charreria in the
USNA? Will Mr. Mills and his band of merry men get their wish to outlaw
colas thus virtually eliminating the charro culture in “their” country?
Will the charros Americanos expose their weak side giving in without a
fight? Will any state PUA, charro association or the Federacion Mexicana
de Charreria, A.C. itself take up the “Sandoval Initiative” and
/ or help Senator Martin Sandoval with Dn. Jose Lopez-Yanez to overturn
SB 1066 that bans manganas and piales in Illinois? Will the hundreds
of Mexican-American and Latino lawmakers throughout the United States get
the message that charros might not be machos pero si muchos and
can and will be influential in their future political campaigns? Are there
not allies out there in the Hispanic caucuses, Mexican-American lawyers
associations, the AQHA, the PRCA, the FMCh, stock contractors that rent
their animals to the charros and, why not, members of animal rights organizations
that have a serious not superficial agenda to solve the REAL
problems regarding the inhumane treatment of God’s creatures? Mr. Mills’
passion is rodeo animal rights. Our ardor is charreria – n’er the two shall
meet. We will never convince him that charros are animal lovers. He will
never convince us that the Grupos de Animales that he leads throughout
the United States of North America are not racist – it’s mutually exclusive.
However, it is our intention that articles like these may alert politicians
of the great injustice being committed against Mexican culture and how
they are being used and abused by animal rights lobbyists of the
likes of Mr. Eric Mills and his posse.
Part
III
“Hi-yo Silver,
a bueeeey!”
*In
appreciation to “El Charro Azul” for his inspirational and undeserved accolades
regarding our quest for truth, justice and the American buey! |